Heavenly Theme Fan T-Shirts

"Surprise!"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

"I don't see HIS name on it."

Farmer Pickles hated it when the cows hummed Darth Vader's theme tune.

Heaven

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

"I opted for the upgrades."

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

"I'll have whatever they're having."

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'This is you hotel. . . it has no TV, but every room is equipped with CCTV.'

Cherub string quartets

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'Just a one-hour pass. I'm a process server.'

'You know what I really miss? -- living dangerously.'

'He seems nice.'

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

Football Angel

'Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.'

When you celebrate life, so does heaven.

'Gee, I never expected to find this problem here too!'

'The last thing I remember is something about a 'once in a lifetime' offer.'

Sign on the Pearly Gates: Now Hiring.

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

"I have a rich and generous son who wants to contribute to the heavenly fund."

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

'This is God I Missed you in church last Sunday.'