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'The last thing I remember is something about a 'once in a lifetime' offer.'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

'This is way better than a litter box.'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

"I don't see HIS name on it."

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

"I opted for the upgrades."

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"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

Cherub string quartets

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'Just a one-hour pass. I'm a process server.'

'You know what I really miss? -- living dangerously.'

'He seems nice.'

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

Smashed harp...

'Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.'

Football Angel

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

'But how did you lose your harp?'

"I have a rich and generous son who wants to contribute to the heavenly fund."

'Apparently my ex's idea of heaven was to punch me in the eye.'

Sign on the Pearly Gates: Now Hiring.

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

'... And the last thing I remember saying was, 'It oughta be a sin to look this good.''

Devils in hell bang on the ceiling as the angels upstairs are being too noisy.

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

'Gee, I never expected to find this problem here too!'

'I knew this place wasn't all it was cracked up to be.'

"Of all the vehicles in heaven and you had to rear-end his car?"