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'The last thing I remember is something about a 'once in a lifetime' offer.'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

"I don't see HIS name on it."

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

"I opted for the upgrades."

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

Cherub string quartets

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'Just a one-hour pass. I'm a process server.'

'You know what I really miss? -- living dangerously.'

'He seems nice.'

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

'Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.'

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

Football Angel

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

Smashed harp...

Devils in hell bang on the ceiling as the angels upstairs are being too noisy.

Sign on the Pearly Gates: Now Hiring.

'Gee, I never expected to find this problem here too!'

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

'... And the last thing I remember saying was, 'It oughta be a sin to look this good.''

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

'Apparently my ex's idea of heaven was to punch me in the eye.'

"I have a rich and generous son who wants to contribute to the heavenly fund."

'I knew this place wasn't all it was cracked up to be.'

'I'm writing a sequel to my autobiography.'

"Oddly, I never felt more alive, then, 'wham'!"