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'I'm writing a sequel to my autobiography.'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

"I don't see HIS name on it."

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

Airports.

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

"I opted for the upgrades."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Jesus has a Practice Before Raising Lazarus.

Cherub string quartets

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

Your angel is always with you

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

Two by two.

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'Just a one-hour pass. I'm a process server.'

'He seems nice.'

'You know what I really miss? -- living dangerously.'

'Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.'

Gods has caged angel as pet.

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

'Gee, I never expected to find this problem here too!'

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

Sign on the Pearly Gates: Now Hiring.

'The last thing I remember is something about a 'once in a lifetime' offer.'

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

"I have a rich and generous son who wants to contribute to the heavenly fund."