Heavenly Commuters Gifts

Coach transfer to heaven

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

Man whistles while driving his car.

Cherub on a cloud

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Information desk manned by a fortune teller.

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

"Actually, when I wangled a transfer to the Los Angeles office, I expected palm trees and ocean."

"What do you have to do to get business class?"

"I'm finding this model very economical!"

'Good Book?'

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

'Boy, I feel sorry for those poor chumps who have to run to catch the train every day!'

Jungle Taxi

"I gave you the wheel and this is what you did with it?"

"It's amazing. I hear some of them can endure the same boring, pointless positions for years on end!"

'Yes, it's a six hour commute, but where else could we have this standard of living?'

'Damned tourists.'

Priests on plane - "We must be near head office."

'Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?'

Torah reading on the subway.

'Dear, don't you ever get tired of the long commute to work'

Well, for me it's either a one-minute ride on the bus or a two-hour walk...

'Men on motorbike with pencil shaped sidecar.'

"So Ed, car in the shop again?"

Commuting with Sardinetrack - 'Coo, don't they pack us in?'

Witch Looks Into A Flight Training School

Regular. Plus. Premium. Coffee.

"..We're going to attempt to commute into London by train."

"Sorry boss - can't get in today - I'm snowed in."

Commuter

B.R. Organises Dunkirk