Heavenly Commuters T-Shirts

Coach transfer to heaven

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

Man whistles while driving his car.

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

Cherub on a cloud

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Information desk manned by a fortune teller.

"I'm finding this model very economical!"

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

"Actually, when I wangled a transfer to the Los Angeles office, I expected palm trees and ocean."

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

'Good Book?'

'Boy, I feel sorry for those poor chumps who have to run to catch the train every day!'

"I gave you the wheel and this is what you did with it?"

"It's amazing. I hear some of them can endure the same boring, pointless positions for years on end!"

'Yes, it's a six hour commute, but where else could we have this standard of living?'

'Damned tourists.'

'Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?'

Priests on plane - "We must be near head office."

'Dear, don't you ever get tired of the long commute to work'

Torah reading on the subway.

'Men on motorbike with pencil shaped sidecar.'

Well, for me it's either a one-minute ride on the bus or a two-hour walk...

Witch Looks Into A Flight Training School

Commuting with Sardinetrack - 'Coo, don't they pack us in?'

"So Ed, car in the shop again?"

"..We're going to attempt to commute into London by train."

"Sorry boss - can't get in today - I'm snowed in."

B.R. Organises Dunkirk

'No sorry, he left half an hour ago.'

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