Heavenly Wanderers Gifts

Heavenly Desert Islands.

"Good game."

'Not that net!'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

Parachuting bishop.

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

'The best part is being able to fly without taking off your shoes.'

Airports.

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

Cherub on a cloud

'What did He do before he was God?'

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

"Free why-fi.”

Church: Open Sundays

Geese and Angels

"Holy water, holy water...."

Life on cloud 8

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'

'To be honest, I think it's a bit of a let down up here.'

They couldn't Convince Jimmy, the Smoke-Detector Salesman, that he hadn't gone to Heaven

'I know we're laying up treasures in Heaven, but I still think you should talk to the Church Board about your pension,'

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

"He's mad at God."

Rustic Campgrounds.

The spirit's flight

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man