Festive Flirt Gifts

'So much for the milk and cookies. How do you take your eggs in the morning?'

'So much for the milk and cookies. How do you take your eggs in the morning?'

'Honestly, at your age, I prefer naughty.'

"I thought you only came once a year."

"What happens under the mistletoe stays under the mistletoe."

S&M woman has hung up stockings and put milk and cookies on the floor for Santa in a dogbowl

Christmas Flirtation under the Mistletoe

Sexy Christmas.

Mistletoe

Please form a queue.

Stocking Filler

A very frilly Christmas!

"Now that I've told you what I want for Christmas, let me guess what you want."

Santa trying to impress a pretty lady.

"I think he's trying to pick you up..."

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Santa Dog

Snowman

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

The New Year's Dance

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

A centipede's Christmas stockings

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

A Sweet Christmas Connection

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

Christmas Flights

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

Christmas Dwarves