Festive Flirts Gifts

Santa Romance

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

'Do you come here often?'

A Sweet Christmas Connection

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

"Wanna go out?"

'You know when kids are good or bad? Are you with NSA?'

Ice skating boyfriends

Be careful how you unwrap it I think it MIGHT be his stool sample!

Pucker up!

It won't be Christmas without you!

"That was naughty AND nice."

How it began: Mr. & Mrs. Clause

Xmas

"I'm confused. We were trained to do our business outside, but then they bring in a tree that glows."

"We love Santa, but Santa didn't know as much about investing as he thought he did."

"You think your job is hard? I have to remember which date Easter falls on each year."

"For dessert I'll have milk and cookies."

"No, that's not mine. Do you have one with a big red nose?"

'Happy Xmas!'

'He must be the real Santa... He was the only sober guy at the Xmas party!'

Mistletoe.

"What happens under the mistletoe stays under the mistletoe."

"I'm afraid it's another case of 'chestnuts roasting too near an open fire' doctor."

"You know, boys, I could get this crap a lot cheaper from China."

Under New Management.

Snif Snif.

'Honestly, at your age, I prefer naughty.'

"It's from the environmental lobby. . . they want you to stop putting coal in the naughty kids stockings."

'I didn't have time to shop this year so it's Swan-mart gift cards for everyone.'

The Navigator on Christmas Eve

'I've asked Santa for a tank of unleaded petrol.'