Festive Romantic Gifts

"That was naughty AND nice."

I'd like you for Christmas.

It won't be Christmas without you!

Mistletoe.

How it began: Mr. & Mrs. Clause

All I want for Christmas is. . . Peace on Earth. And You.

A Sweet Christmas Connection

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Bubbly

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

Prosecco Peacock

Snowman

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Reindeer

Cow and Milk

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

Classic Emojis for sale.

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

A centipede's Christmas stockings

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

Sabrage!

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

Children with Dog on Christmas Eve

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

Dog on a harp