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Christmas Hook Up

This Christmas Let's Hang Together

Festive Flirt.

"Sure it's in keeping with the holiday. After all, it was a truly religious experience."

Elf delivering a pine branch to lady elf as mouse watches.

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

"I can only give you country walks in springtime and a hand to hold when leaves begin to fall. It's in the prenuptial agreement. Check it out."

A Sweet Christmas Connection

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"I just wish that, for once, when he asked me what I wanted, it wasn't followed by 'for Christmas?'"

'After talking to him. it's clear our only hope for a bonus this year is Santa Claus.'

'Christmas, Ms. Sims, is the chink in my armor.'

Pucker up!

"It's a party Jim, but not as we know it!"

It won't be Christmas without you!

Ice skating boyfriends

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."

Elves' Union Presents Demands To Santa Claus

These single cruises are great - how else would we have met?

Pantomime auditions - 'He'd be ideal as Buttons.'...'Oh, no he wouldn't.'...'Oh, yes he would!'

How it began: Mr. & Mrs. Clause

Cruz goes to kiss Rayna under mistletoe and is cut off by her father.

"That was naughty AND nice."

'Ooooh, it's Frosty! Couldn't you just melt in his arms?'

'Care to gaze on the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

Santa narrowly avoids discrimination suit

Elves in bed

Santa Romance

Christmas in Space

A leafless tree catches shooting stars in its branches.

'Drone Santa.'