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Christmas Hook Up

This Christmas Let's Hang Together

Festive Flirt.

"Sure it's in keeping with the holiday. After all, it was a truly religious experience."

Elf delivering a pine branch to lady elf as mouse watches.

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

A Sweet Christmas Connection

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"I just wish that, for once, when he asked me what I wanted, it wasn't followed by 'for Christmas?'"

'After talking to him. it's clear our only hope for a bonus this year is Santa Claus.'

Pucker up!

'Christmas, Ms. Sims, is the chink in my armor.'

Ice skating boyfriends

It won't be Christmas without you!

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."

Elves' Union Presents Demands To Santa Claus

'Care to gaze on the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

'Ooooh, it's Frosty! Couldn't you just melt in his arms?'

These single cruises are great - how else would we have met?

Cruz goes to kiss Rayna under mistletoe and is cut off by her father.

Pantomime auditions - 'He'd be ideal as Buttons.'...'Oh, no he wouldn't.'...'Oh, yes he would!'

How it began: Mr. & Mrs. Clause

"That was naughty AND nice."

Santa narrowly avoids discrimination suit

Elves in bed

'Drone Santa.'

'I thought we'd go for a digital tree this year.'

"It's a list of tariffs to be paid"

A leafless tree catches shooting stars in its branches.

Christmas in Space

Santa Romance