Festive Nostalgics Pillows

'Aye lad, I remember when this was all snow.'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"You can still go over the river and through the woods, but it's cheaper to fly."

Cut out and keep your own Baby Jesus.

The Old Elves Home

"It's just not the same."

"He wouldn't have rolled over and over in agony on the bombed-out cinder pitches we had to play on!"

'Mail order? You said all the toys were hand-made!'

"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."

Snow Angel Fall

Where Mom used to take you.

"That's the only letter you received in the mail. Kids no longer write letters. They email or text."

Teddy organ grinder

This Christmas Let's Hang Together

"New Year's Eve just isn't the same anymore!"

Snowglobe In Summer

Son, when I went to school, I trudged for years knee-deep in student loans!

Times Change in Camden Town

"...and I'm saying we would've been here a lot quicker if we had used the SatNav rather than follow that stupid star."

'I'm part of the losing things generation.'

'Remember when Christmas came after hallowe'en?'

"I'm afraid he may not recover. Even this special tonic didn't help! Andale! Let's take a picture...so we can remember the joy he brought into this house!"

Talking christmas tree

"Sorry, Michael, but no dodge balls past this point."

'It's so cruel the way they break it to you, Not, 'school starts tomorrow', but 'tonight's a school night','

Sounds of the snowplow

Christmas Hook Up

"It's 2020. What do you want?"

Festive Flirt.

"Sure it's in keeping with the holiday. After all, it was a truly religious experience."

Elf delivering a pine branch to lady elf as mouse watches.

You're really the Ghost of Christmas Past? In the flesh, so to speak. Bit early this year. Thrilling! Pardon? Since I was a little boy, I've dreamed of being considered frugal enough to get a visit from you. Will you tour me through my cheapest moments?! Tough case, this one.

"It's time off at Christmas I miss most."

"Oh, hello dear..remember the old days when he was satisfied with a mince pie and a glass of sherry?"