Holiday Nostalgics Pillows

'It's so cruel the way they break it to you, Not, 'school starts tomorrow', but 'tonight's a school night','

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

The other days of the year...

"You can still go over the river and through the woods, but it's cheaper to fly."

The Old Elves Home

Where Mom used to take you.

Snow Angel Fall

'Mail order? You said all the toys were hand-made!'

"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."

'Miss Wayson, find out who put this computer on my desk and tell them to get it the hell out of here!'

"That's the only letter you received in the mail. Kids no longer write letters. They email or text."

Teddy organ grinder

"New Year's Eve just isn't the same anymore!"

Snowglobe In Summer

'Aye lad, I remember when this was all snow.'

Talking christmas tree

"I'm afraid he may not recover. Even this special tonic didn't help! Andale! Let's take a picture...so we can remember the joy he brought into this house!"

'Remember when Christmas came after hallowe'en?'

Times Change in Camden Town

Sounds of the snowplow

"It's 2020. What do you want?"

"It's nice you want to spend more time with the family, but the kids grew up and left home years ago."

'When I get married, I'm not going to be in the wedding.'

"I choose to remember Aspen as it was."

"It's time off at Christmas I miss most."

"Oh, hello dear..remember the old days when he was satisfied with a mince pie and a glass of sherry?"

Santa sends it all by FedEx.

Swell who is sad because he has lost the little gridiron from his chatelaine

"Let's make your list for Santa! You'll be wanting a satsuma in your stocking for starters..."

"Hello Paleface."

Safe space - Do not enter

Christmas trash, pre-technology - Christmas trash, current technology.

"Forty-six years later and I still hadn't made it out of the naughty corner."