Festival Nostalgists Pillows

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"It's probably just seasonal."

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

Celebrity Phrenologist.

'I just want to be sure to get this right. You met again your imaginary childhood friend and then happened WHAT?'

Elephant rides.

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"Whatever happened to throwing Frisbees around?"

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

"Grandma, where did people get all their fake news before social media?"

'And this is Great Grandpa Bobo. They say he slipped on a banana peel and died, but I think it was just a heart attack.'

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

His master's voice

"The video of our wedding now includes commentary."

"Horton hears The Who!"

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'

His Master Voice Desert Island