Festival Nostalgists Pillows

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

Lennon and McCartney.

"This next one's another oldie."

"It's probably just seasonal."

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

Celebrity Phrenologist.

Neil Young

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

Elephant rides.

Art Garfunkel.

Uncle Mort, you fought in Korea, right? You think that war will start up again? Not if I can help it. It was the morning of July 27, nineteen hundred and fifty-three. I was pinned down on Pork Chop Hill. My bazooka had run out of ammo. All I could find to load into it was a stuffed panda bear. I loaded it and fired that bear into the maw of the enemy. It struck one of them atop the noggin. Moments later, the armistice was signed. Every July 27th, I awaken at dawn and chuck that same panda at the

'I just want to be sure to get this right. You met again your imaginary childhood friend and then happened WHAT?'

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: Wondering. In my day, when a body said I wonder why dust bunnies are called dust bunnies, it led to all sorts of delightful speculation. We could while away hours debating whether it was a marketing ploy by big broom ... or whether it dated back to Napoleon, who had a fetish for dirty rabbits. And if we were lucky, opinions could get so heated that fisticuffs would ensue. Wondering is just one of many lovely human experiences utt

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

"Whatever happened to throwing Frisbees around?"

"Grandma, where did people get all their fake news before social media?"

"The video of our wedding now includes commentary."

His master's voice

"Horton hears The Who!"

"It's just not the same."

'And this is Great Grandpa Bobo. They say he slipped on a banana peel and died, but I think it was just a heart attack.'

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

"Can't believe you've still got an eight-track player in this thing."

"Living...in...the...1970s...must...have...been...DYN-O-MITE!"

Oh, don't be a big baby, Al. I resent that remark, Dr. Kapuchnik. It's simply that

His Master Voice Desert Island