Festive Nostalgics Mugs

'Aye lad, I remember when this was all snow.'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"You can still go over the river and through the woods, but it's cheaper to fly."

Cut out and keep your own Baby Jesus.

The Old Elves Home

Where Mom used to take you.

Snow Angel Fall

'Mail order? You said all the toys were hand-made!'

"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."

"He wouldn't have rolled over and over in agony on the bombed-out cinder pitches we had to play on!"

"That's the only letter you received in the mail. Kids no longer write letters. They email or text."

This Christmas Let's Hang Together

Teddy organ grinder

"New Year's Eve just isn't the same anymore!"

Son, when I went to school, I trudged for years knee-deep in student loans!

Snowglobe In Summer

"Sorry, Michael, but no dodge balls past this point."

"I'm afraid he may not recover. Even this special tonic didn't help! Andale! Let's take a picture...so we can remember the joy he brought into this house!"

'I'm part of the losing things generation.'

Talking christmas tree

'Remember when Christmas came after hallowe'en?'

"...and I'm saying we would've been here a lot quicker if we had used the SatNav rather than follow that stupid star."

Times Change in Camden Town

'It's so cruel the way they break it to you, Not, 'school starts tomorrow', but 'tonight's a school night','

Sounds of the snowplow

Christmas Hook Up

Festive Flirt.

"Sure it's in keeping with the holiday. After all, it was a truly religious experience."

Elf delivering a pine branch to lady elf as mouse watches.

"It's 2020. What do you want?"

"Oh, hello dear..remember the old days when he was satisfied with a mince pie and a glass of sherry?"

"It's time off at Christmas I miss most."

Santa and the snow lady.