Seasonal Romantics Pillows

"Nice to meet you. I only date during the off-season"

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Rude Snowpeople

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

Summer wants.

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

"I just wish that, for once, when he asked me what I wanted, it wasn't followed by 'for Christmas?'"

"It's her first snowman."

Pumpkin Spice

"Right so that's agreed, we can say 'Happy Festive Season' as long as we add the caveat that we are in no way liable for any lack of 'happiness' or a surfeit of 'misery'!"

Chivalrous Snowman

"You're really serious about that diet!"

'Care to gaze on the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

'Ooooh, it's Frosty! Couldn't you just melt in his arms?'

'I'm afraid to a horse a carrot is just a carrot!'

Kringle: The Decca Years

'Year after year I play Santa, and I still don't know how to give.'

These single cruises are great - how else would we have met?

Elves in bed

"Like they say. . . the shadow knows!"

A leafless tree catches shooting stars in its branches.

Santa Romance

Dreaming of Summer

"This doesn't feel right..."

"You're not distancing."

This Christmas Let's Hang Together

"Don't you dare!"