Seasonal Romantics Prints

"Nice to meet you. I only date during the off-season"

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Rude Snowpeople

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

Summer wants.

A male penguin takes off his coat to help a female penguin cross a puddle.

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"I can only give you country walks in springtime and a hand to hold when leaves begin to fall. It's in the prenuptial agreement. Check it out."

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

Chivalrous Snowman

"It's her first snowman."

"I just wish that, for once, when he asked me what I wanted, it wasn't followed by 'for Christmas?'"

Pumpkin Spice

"Right so that's agreed, we can say 'Happy Festive Season' as long as we add the caveat that we are in no way liable for any lack of 'happiness' or a surfeit of 'misery'!"

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.

"You're really serious about that diet!"

'Ooooh, it's Frosty! Couldn't you just melt in his arms?'

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

'Care to gaze on the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

These single cruises are great - how else would we have met?

Kringle: The Decca Years

It's so nice outside I'm recording the Weather Channel to watch next winter!

'Year after year I play Santa, and I still don't know how to give.'

'I'm afraid to a horse a carrot is just a carrot!'

Elves in bed

A leafless tree catches shooting stars in its branches.

Eskimo love songs: 'But I only have ice for you...'

This Christmas Let's Hang Together

Santa Romance

"This doesn't feel right..."

"Like they say. . . the shadow knows!"

"You're not distancing."

Dreaming of Summer