Seasonal Romantic Pillows

"I can only give you country walks in springtime and a hand to hold when leaves begin to fall. It's in the prenuptial agreement. Check it out."

A leafless tree catches shooting stars in its branches.

"I think he's trying to pick you up..."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

Rude Snowpeople

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

Summer wants.

Easter Egg Delivery

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

A male penguin takes off his coat to help a female penguin cross a puddle.

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

A Sweet Christmas Connection

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

"I just wish that, for once, when he asked me what I wanted, it wasn't followed by 'for Christmas?'"

Chivalrous Snowman

"It's her first snowman."

Pumpkin Spice

Can you guess what it is yet?

It won't be Christmas without you!

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.

How it began: Mr. & Mrs. Clause

Who's ready for pumpkin spice season?

'Ooooh, it's Frosty! Couldn't you just melt in his arms?'

Cruz goes to kiss Rayna under mistletoe and is cut off by her father.

These single cruises are great - how else would we have met?

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

It's so nice outside I'm recording the Weather Channel to watch next winter!

'Care to gaze on the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"That was naughty AND nice."

Elves in bed

'Would you consider being best man at our wedding?'