Holiday Flirts Gifts

Festive Flirt.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

'Do you come here often?'

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'

"And then she quote-tweeted my retweet of her subtweet, and the rest, as they say, is history."

"Wanna go out?"

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

Pucker up!

Cruz goes to kiss Rayna under mistletoe and is cut off by her father.

'Sweet, Caroline?'

Romance - Alive and Well in the Twenty First Century.

"We'll always have WhatsApp."

"What happens under the mistletoe stays under the mistletoe."

Santa Romance

"Hold it, there's someone on my other island!"

'Honestly, at your age, I prefer naughty.'

'I met a circus acrobat on holiday, two performances a night, and a matinee on Sunday.'

"I think he's trying to pick you up..."

S&M woman has hung up stockings and put milk and cookies on the floor for Santa in a dogbowl

'Who says suave sophistication is dead?'

"I guess you could say we're into each other."

'It's the thought that counts.'

'No, sorry, I just work here.'

'You can have these for nothing. They're the same ones you had on when you came in.'

Christmas Hook Up

Mistletoe

"Now that I've told you what I want for Christmas, let me guess what you want."

"Tell the messenger I'm almost done with my sext."

'So much for the milk and cookies. How do you take your eggs in the morning?'

Christmas Traffic Stop

"I thought you only came once a year."