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Santa Romance

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

A Sweet Christmas Connection

'Do you come here often?'

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

'You know when kids are good or bad? Are you with NSA?'

"Wanna go out?"

Ice skating boyfriends

Be careful how you unwrap it I think it MIGHT be his stool sample!

Pucker up!

It won't be Christmas without you!

How it began: Mr. & Mrs. Clause

"I'm confused. We were trained to do our business outside, but then they bring in a tree that glows."

"That was naughty AND nice."

Xmas

"We love Santa, but Santa didn't know as much about investing as he thought he did."

"You think your job is hard? I have to remember which date Easter falls on each year."

"For dessert I'll have milk and cookies."

Mistletoe.

"What happens under the mistletoe stays under the mistletoe."

'He must be the real Santa... He was the only sober guy at the Xmas party!'

"No, that's not mine. Do you have one with a big red nose?"

'Happy Xmas!'

"I'm afraid it's another case of 'chestnuts roasting too near an open fire' doctor."

"You know, boys, I could get this crap a lot cheaper from China."

Under New Management.

"It's from the environmental lobby. . . they want you to stop putting coal in the naughty kids stockings."

'Honestly, at your age, I prefer naughty.'

Snif Snif.

S&M woman has hung up stockings and put milk and cookies on the floor for Santa in a dogbowl

'I've asked Santa for a tank of unleaded petrol.'

The Navigator on Christmas Eve