Holiday Flirt T-Shirts

Christmas Bra.

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

"Call me, Ishmael."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

'Tasty bird.'

'Do you come here often?'

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

"Wanna go out?"

"Wanna do lunch?"

Pucker up!

'So...your shelf or mine?...' (a book in a bar trying a pickup line)

Where's the last chapter? It's not finished yet. It's where the writer sleeps with the publisher after he agrees to publish her novel.

"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"

'Sweet, Caroline?'

"We'll always have WhatsApp."

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

Cruz goes to kiss Rayna under mistletoe and is cut off by her father.

"What happens under the mistletoe stays under the mistletoe."

"Hold it, there's someone on my other island!"

Santa Romance

'Wow, someone's sent me a picture of my bum.'

'Get lost. Can't you see I'm with someone?'

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

'That's very sweet of you, Professor Grossmertz, but love is only a theory.'

'I met a circus acrobat on holiday, two performances a night, and a matinee on Sunday.'

'Honestly, at your age, I prefer naughty.'

You complimented the chef on his dumplings-now he wishes to return the compliments!