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Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Beach flirting

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

"Call me, Ishmael."

The New Year's Dance

A Sweet Christmas Connection

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

Snowman carrot substitute.

Christmas Flights

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

'It looks like Reindeer!!'

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

"I don't know about you Mavis but I'm Mullered."

Night of the Living Reindeer

Snowball Fight With Santa

Pucker up!

Ice skating boyfriends

It won't be Christmas without you!

'Sometimes Rudolph, I can't help but feel Christmas is getting too complicated!'

"That was naughty AND nice."

"It's going to be tight making all of these 873 connecting flights tonight."

How it began: Mr. & Mrs. Clause

I brake for Jetliners.

"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"

Where's the last chapter? It's not finished yet. It's where the writer sleeps with the publisher after he agrees to publish her novel.

'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!;

'So...your shelf or mine?...' (a book in a bar trying a pickup line)

Dogs play the double bass

"I guess he IS telling the truth.... Well, Merry Christmas, Santa! Have a good flight."

'No, we don't need his DNA to clone him, just some fresh snow.'