Holiday Flirt Prints

Christmas Bra.

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"Call me, Ishmael."

'You had me at your first tweet..'

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

'Tasty bird.'

'Do you come here often?'

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'

"Wanna go out?"

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

"Wanna do lunch?"

Pucker up!

'So...your shelf or mine?...' (a book in a bar trying a pickup line)

'Sweet, Caroline?'

Where's the last chapter? It's not finished yet. It's where the writer sleeps with the publisher after he agrees to publish her novel.

"We'll always have WhatsApp."

"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"

Cruz goes to kiss Rayna under mistletoe and is cut off by her father.

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

'Get lost. Can't you see I'm with someone?'

"Hold it, there's someone on my other island!"

Santa Romance

'Wow, someone's sent me a picture of my bum.'

"What happens under the mistletoe stays under the mistletoe."

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

'I met a circus acrobat on holiday, two performances a night, and a matinee on Sunday.'

'That's very sweet of you, Professor Grossmertz, but love is only a theory.'

'Honestly, at your age, I prefer naughty.'