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"I can't wait to grow up and be happy."

Clouds and a Kite

"No, still there."

Boys kite gets stuck in a tree but the kite pulls the tree out of its roots.

'I'm sure the officer will understand why I'm not stopping.'

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

Children's games and technology

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Modern kite for wind energy.

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"I told him we needed more string."

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

The First Kite

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

'Outside with that!'

Love At First Shock

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

'Richard, Benjamin Franklin already proved that theory.'

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

"You're right. This is better than sex."

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

Extreme kites!

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

An old lady Kitesurfing

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

Flying the kite in strong winds

'Let's first master this kite. Then we'll move on to a drone.'

"We're under attack!"

"I hope you don't mind but I used a couple of your ugly ties for a tail."

'Quick, open the back door!'

"What good is a crazy theory if you don't put it into practice?"