Kiting Pillows

"I can't wait to grow up and be happy."

Clouds and a Kite

"No, still there."

Boys kite gets stuck in a tree but the kite pulls the tree out of its roots.

'I'm sure the officer will understand why I'm not stopping.'

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

Children's games and technology

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Modern kite for wind energy.

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

"I told him we needed more string."

The First Kite

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

The Quotable Ben Franklin. To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. And not flying thy kite during thunderstorms might help, too!

'Outside with that!'

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

Love At First Shock

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

Extreme kites!

"You're right. This is better than sex."

'Richard, Benjamin Franklin already proved that theory.'

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

An old lady Kitesurfing

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

Flying the kite in strong winds

'Let's first master this kite. Then we'll move on to a drone.'

Be sure to thank your father when you're done!

"What good is a crazy theory if you don't put it into practice?"