Cruise Ship Captain T-Shirts

'Oh my God! HONEY look! There's a HUGE SHIP running aground!'

Cruise industry faces the Italian cruise ship disaster.

The boat anchor which reaches the bottom of the world

'Excuse me, Sir. Would you please let go of your streamer?'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

Cruise Liner Hits Fatberg

Remote control pirate bully

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Sailor in Car.

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Captain steering house through flood.

Sea weed harvest.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

Lighthouse Beam.

Lifesaver!

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"Well, we did book the Grill Suite I suppose."

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

Romance on the Yacht

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

Distractions.