Cruise Ship Captain T-Shirts

'Oh my God! HONEY look! There's a HUGE SHIP running aground!'

Cruise industry faces the Italian cruise ship disaster.

The boat anchor which reaches the bottom of the world

'Excuse me, Sir. Would you please let go of your streamer?'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

Cruise Liner Hits Fatberg

Remote control pirate bully

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Sailor in Car.

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Captain steering house through flood.

Sea weed harvest.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Lighthouse Beam.

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Lifesaver!

"Well, we did book the Grill Suite I suppose."

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

Romance on the Yacht

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'