Cruise Captain Mugs

New York Sightseeing Cruises

'Putting up a deck chair is a real bugger at the best of times.'

Bon Voyage

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Sailor in Car.

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

'Luxury cruise you said!'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Captain steering house through flood.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Sea weed harvest.

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Lighthouse Beam.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Lifesaver!

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

"Well, we did book the Grill Suite I suppose."

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

Pirate dogs burying bones.

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

Romance on the Yacht

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.