Tour Operator Gifts

Tourists viewing fake giraffes on safari

'I can book your reservations now. I'm checking listings for airline arrivals...departures...bankruptcies...'

"Oh no! It's Dis-Count Dracula!!"

'The rival bus tour company has made threats which we're taking seriously so please keep your helmets on.'

"What fire? We're fleeing eco-tourists."

'The lion's lost his pride.'

City Travel...rat race special! 10 countries in 10 day: 'I need a vacation'!

"Looks like our boss has found another gap in the Lapland market..."

'Rest assured, this hotel is second to none in providing for all the creature comforts.'

Motorist sees a sign at state border reading 'Welcome, Missouri Loves Company'.

Sales chart shaped like mountains in office of Mountain Top Tours

Skiing Holidays and Sales Chart.

"We're off, off to sunny spain."

"First class, or with children?"

Wally, the travel agent, is working too hard: 'I need a vacation!'

'The Tour-Operator will be back next Tuesday: There's $10 for each of us if we pose for the tourists'

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

'Bloody tourists.'

"You tigers havin' a good time...."

'How about a round the world ticket? Got anywhere else?'

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

All Roads Lead To Rome.

"Two weeks in France with a cataract operation, no problem."

Deep Sea Tour: View the Sunken Wrecks

"Contrary to popular belief, this city was in fact founded on post-funk dubtronica."

"We found it! The Great Pacific Vinyl Patch!"

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The Vineyard

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Tourists

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'What zip code are we in now?'

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."