Tours Gifts

Winery tours.

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

"A reunion tour sounds good. Assuming we can afford the extra bus to haul your medication."

'May we tour the grounds?'

Nate was a bus driver's nightmare for tours that stayed in a different hotel every night.

Flying Saucer With Stickers.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Tour

"Fore!"

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

The Vineyard

Tourists

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"First class, or with children?"

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

World Tour.

Culture Saturday

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Fishing sign.

Sparkling Water

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Snowmen Around The World...

'Echo Tourism'

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"