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Yacht For Sail.

Build a Raft

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

'How about a game of cards?'

'Slip Ahoy!'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"Do you buy cars here?"

'It seats two comfortably.'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

'Now cut that out!'

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.'

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

'You seem qualified. What concerns me is the car you're driving. It's not sending out the right message.'

Funnel of Love.

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

"People will pay anything to get away from it all. These babies don't even have WiFi on them."

For sale, beautiful pea green boat.

General Motors.

'Could you give us a push?'

"You know, maybe he's not the small-business man he claims to be."

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

'They learn fast, don't they?'

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

Man with desk organizers labelled 'Wheeling' and 'Dealing'.

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”