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Yacht For Sail.

Build a Raft

'How about a game of cards?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

'Slip Ahoy!'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'It seats two comfortably.'

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'Now cut that out!'

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.'

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

'Could you give us a push?'

For sale, beautiful pea green boat.

"People will pay anything to get away from it all. These babies don't even have WiFi on them."

"You know, maybe he's not the small-business man he claims to be."

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

'They learn fast, don't they?'

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'