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Yacht For Sail.

"Oh, somebody might still want to buy it. I'll put it online as a listing."

'You're talking three million, ballpark

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Sales chart is buildings in background.

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

Boat wedding.

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

Why markets crash.

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Gone Bookkeepin'

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"Your stork analyst is here, sir."

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

'I don't know about you, but I really don't like the look of that yield curve.'

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

"You know, sometimes I don't think of us so much as dealers in stocks and bonds as dealers in dreams."

"How many times have I told you? No trading Asian market at the dinner table."

"People will pay anything to get away from it all. These babies don't even have WiFi on them."