Yacht Salesman T-Shirts

"People will pay anything to get away from it all. These babies don't even have WiFi on them."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Boat wedding.

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Gone Bookkeepin'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

The Imperfect Storm

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

For sale, beautiful pea green boat.

'They learn fast, don't they?'

"Who says the recovery has been uneven? All my funds are up!"

I'd rather be at the office.

My First Boat

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

Becalmed yachts

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

'Can't I just travel on my learjet and have fun on my yacht and quit the stupid, boring political part of my presidency?'

"We're luckier than most people..."

'You're talking three million, ballpark

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

'One day I just decided, screw it - I'm as rich as hell and I'm not going to fake it anymore.'

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