Yacht Broker Prints

Yacht For Sail.

"Oh, somebody might still want to buy it. I'll put it online as a listing."

'You're talking three million, ballpark

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Sales chart is buildings in background.

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

Boat wedding.

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Why markets crash.

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Gone Bookkeepin'

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

'I don't know about you, but I really don't like the look of that yield curve.'

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

'I'm the groom's broker and I'll be seating you before the ceremony begins. Technical analysts will be sitting on the left, and fundamental analysts will be on the right.'

Wall Street has a one way arrow upwards.

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

"People will pay anything to get away from it all. These babies don't even have WiFi on them."