Nautical Marketer Prints

With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Faster, Georges, faster!

'Cannonball!'

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Captain in a storm

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

The Dubloon Stops Here

When laundry ruled the waves.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Boat wedding.

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Captain steering house through flood.

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Farmer and FIsherman

Moustached gentleman

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Pirate

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."