Nautical Marketer Gifts

With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Faster, Georges, faster!

'Cannonball!'

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Captain in a storm

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

The Dubloon Stops Here

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

When laundry ruled the waves.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Boat wedding.

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Captain steering house through flood.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Farmer and FIsherman

Pirate

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Moustached gentleman

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."