Nautical Negotiator Gifts

Looking for a gift for a nautical negotiator? Our collection combines clever humor with stylish design, celebrating those whose skills in negotiation are as smooth as the sea. Whether they’re in the maritime industry or just love the ocean’s charm, find a thoughtful gift that honors their maritime mastery. From fun tees to stylish prints, our selection is designed to make waves and bring a smile to their face.

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'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!' mockup

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

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'As I was saying, in all my time as a stockbroker I've always put the interests of others first. How much did you say you stand to inherit?'

'As I was saying, in all my time as a stockbroker I've always put the interests of others first. How much did you say you stand to inherit?' mockup

'As I was saying, in all my time as a stockbroker I've always put the interests of others first. How much did you say you stand to inherit?'

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"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company." mockup

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

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Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree. mockup

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

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'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

'When we get there let me do the double talking.' mockup

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

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'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.' mockup

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

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'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.' mockup

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

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UK/US Free Trade Deal

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"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict." mockup

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

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"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'" mockup

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

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"Then we have an unspoken agreement?" mockup

"Then we have an unspoken agreement?"

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"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!" mockup

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

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Captain in a storm

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'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!' mockup

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

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'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.' mockup

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

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'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

'Try and be negative in a positive way.' mockup

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

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'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration. mockup

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

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"Mind the whale, dear."

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'Are we there yet?'

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'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.' mockup

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

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'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.' mockup

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

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'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.' mockup

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

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"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!" mockup

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

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Changing Minds

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"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump." mockup

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

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How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage? mockup

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

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Goldfish bowl on raft...

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'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?' mockup

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

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'To close the deal, I had to make some minor concessions.'

'To close the deal, I had to make some minor concessions.' mockup

'To close the deal, I had to make some minor concessions.'

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'Slip Ahoy!'

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'It's a senior management position. We need someone who can listen politely, and then say no.'

'It's a senior management position. We need someone who can listen politely, and then say no.' mockup

'It's a senior management position. We need someone who can listen politely, and then say no.'

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'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!' mockup

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

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'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...' mockup

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

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"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck." mockup

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

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"Touché"

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Nautical Negotiator Gifts Collection

Nautical Negotiator Mugs

Explore our collection of nautical negotiator mugs, where humor meets maritime mastery—perfect for any sea lover or negotiation superstar.

Nautical Negotiator Pillows

Add some maritime charm to your decor with nautical negotiator pillows, blending humor and style for any ocean enthusiast.

Nautical Negotiator Prints

Decorate your space with nautical negotiator prints featuring clever designs celebrating sea mastery and negotiation skills.

Nautical Negotiator T-Shirts

Find witty and stylish nautical negotiator t-shirts designed for those who love the sea and sharp wit—ideal for casual or nautical-themed days.