Oceanic Negotiator Gifts

Looking for something special for the oceanic negotiator? Explore a collection of cleverly designed, maritime-inspired gifts that capture their love for the sea and their knack for negotiation. Perfect for those who combine a creative spirit with a love of all things oceanic, these products bring humor and personality to their everyday items.

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"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off." mockup

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

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Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied mockup

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

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Flags

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Tariff Wars

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"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it." mockup

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

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'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.' mockup

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

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"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel." mockup

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

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"Fresh pepper spray?"

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"Nice work on that German contract. You've made your mark, Ashworth."

"Nice work on that German contract. You've made your mark, Ashworth." mockup

"Nice work on that German contract. You've made your mark, Ashworth."

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"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good." mockup

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

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'So we're agreed: we'll go to mediation.'

'So we're agreed: we'll go to mediation.' mockup

'So we're agreed: we'll go to mediation.'

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"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..." mockup

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

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'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!' mockup

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

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Last Brexit meeting - Ursula and Boris mockup

Last Brexit meeting - Ursula and Boris

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EU Deal

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Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

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Brexit negotiations had reached a critical stage.

Brexit negotiations had reached a critical stage. mockup

Brexit negotiations had reached a critical stage.

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"You do something about Human Rights and trade or...or....or..."

"You do something about Human Rights and trade or...or....or..." mockup

"You do something about Human Rights and trade or...or....or..."

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Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish. mockup

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

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"So in conclusion it's an absolute sh*t show... That'll be £450 million please."

"So in conclusion it's an absolute sh*t show... That'll be £450 million please." mockup

"So in conclusion it's an absolute sh*t show... That'll be £450 million please."

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TTIP

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"He works well with everyone except customers and co-workers."

"He works well with everyone except customers and co-workers." mockup

"He works well with everyone except customers and co-workers."

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USA-China, trade war.

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Brexit Calendar

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"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time." mockup

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

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"To avoid trouble, I've brought in a troubleshooter."

"To avoid trouble, I've brought in a troubleshooter." mockup

"To avoid trouble, I've brought in a troubleshooter."

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"Whither NATO?"

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You were warned about mixed marriages! mockup

You were warned about mixed marriages!

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"Who do we talk to about buying your planet?"

"Who do we talk to about buying your planet?" mockup

"Who do we talk to about buying your planet?"

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Bipartisan means when both political parties agree on something. Bipartisan agreements are now on the endangered species list.

Bipartisan means when both political parties agree on something. Bipartisan agreements are now on the endangered species list. mockup

Bipartisan means when both political parties agree on something. Bipartisan agreements are now on the endangered species list.

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'We're all still learning the agree-to-disagree concept.'

'We're all still learning the agree-to-disagree concept.' mockup

'We're all still learning the agree-to-disagree concept.'

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"It's the superintendent's idea of alternative dispute resolution."

"It's the superintendent's idea of alternative dispute resolution." mockup

"It's the superintendent's idea of alternative dispute resolution."

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The Brexcalibur

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'I understand yours is a highly coveted position in this company.'

'I understand yours is a highly coveted position in this company.' mockup

'I understand yours is a highly coveted position in this company.'

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"So that's a 'no'. . .?"

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Oceanic Negotiator Gifts Collection

Oceanic Negotiator Mugs

Explore our collection of oceanic negotiator mugs filled with humor and maritime charm — a perfect gift for sea lovers and sharp negotiators alike.

Oceanic Negotiator Pillows

Bring cozy, ocean-inspired comfort to their space with pillows that feature witty maritime designs, perfect for any sea enthusiast.

Oceanic Negotiator Prints

Decorate with prints that capture the spirit of the oceanic negotiator — stylish, witty, and perfect for maritime admirers.

Oceanic Negotiator T-Shirts

Find playful, sea-themed t-shirts that the oceanic negotiator will love to wear, showcasing their maritime wit and style.