Oceanic Negotiator T-Shirts

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

Flags

Tariff Wars

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"Nice work on that German contract. You've made your mark, Ashworth."

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

'So we're agreed: we'll go to mediation.'

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

Last Brexit meeting - Ursula and Boris

EU Deal

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

Brexit negotiations had reached a critical stage.

"You do something about Human Rights and trade or...or....or..."

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

"So in conclusion it's an absolute sh*t show... That'll be £450 million please."

TTIP

"He works well with everyone except customers and co-workers."

USA-China, trade war.

Brexit Calendar

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

"To avoid trouble, I've brought in a troubleshooter."

"Whither NATO?"

You were warned about mixed marriages!

"Who do we talk to about buying your planet?"

Bipartisan means when both political parties agree on something. Bipartisan agreements are now on the endangered species list.

'We're all still learning the agree-to-disagree concept.'

"It's the superintendent's idea of alternative dispute resolution."

The Brexcalibur

'I understand yours is a highly coveted position in this company.'

"So that's a 'no'. . .?"