Oceanic Negotiator Mugs

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

Flags

Tariff Wars

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

"Fresh pepper spray?"

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

"Nice work on that German contract. You've made your mark, Ashworth."

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

'So we're agreed: we'll go to mediation.'

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

Brexit negotiations had reached a critical stage.

EU Deal

Last Brexit meeting - Ursula and Boris

"You do something about Human Rights and trade or...or....or..."

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

"So in conclusion it's an absolute sh*t show... That'll be £450 million please."

USA-China, trade war.

Brexit Calendar

TTIP

"He works well with everyone except customers and co-workers."

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

"To avoid trouble, I've brought in a troubleshooter."

"Whither NATO?"

Bipartisan means when both political parties agree on something. Bipartisan agreements are now on the endangered species list.

"So that's a 'no'. . .?"

You were warned about mixed marriages!

"It's the superintendent's idea of alternative dispute resolution."

"Who do we talk to about buying your planet?"

The Brexcalibur

Donald Trump with a flame

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."