Oceanic Organizers T-Shirts

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

Japanese Whaling

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

'It's a 'Free Willy From Hollywood' petition: Would you please sign it...'

"Well, of course it's plastic!"

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

Save the river.

Stop Human Footing

Sea Change.

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

"Next year, I'm pleasuring myself."

An angry Shark has found out where his missing Dorsal Fin has ended up being used in a Shark Fin soup meal.

The Seahoover

"You have sewage between your teeth."

"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration."

World crisis

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

"Yes, I'm an environmentalist, But first and foremost I'm a whale."

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

Frontex

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'