Oceanic Organizers T-Shirts

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

Japanese Whaling

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

'It's a 'Free Willy From Hollywood' petition: Would you please sign it...'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

Stop Human Footing

Save the river.

Sea Change.

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

The Seahoover

"Next year, I'm pleasuring myself."

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

An angry Shark has found out where his missing Dorsal Fin has ended up being used in a Shark Fin soup meal.

"You have sewage between your teeth."

"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration."

"Yes, I'm an environmentalist, But first and foremost I'm a whale."

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

Frontex

World crisis

"He's very concerned about the oceans rising."