Nautical Newcomer Prints

'1805 - aboard HMS. Victory - Captain Hardy falls for the old "no tongues" promise.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Faster, Georges, faster!

'Cannonball!'

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

The Dubloon Stops Here

When laundry ruled the waves.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Sailor in Car.

Boat wedding.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

Captain steering house through flood.

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Farmer and FIsherman

Fish or Cut Bait

"Shall I let them breathe."

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

Pirate

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Battery Lighthouse

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner