Nautical Newcomer Pillows

'1805 - aboard HMS. Victory - Captain Hardy falls for the old "no tongues" promise.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Faster, Georges, faster!

'Cannonball!'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

When laundry ruled the waves.

The Dubloon Stops Here

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Sailor in Car.

Boat wedding.

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

Captain steering house through flood.

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Farmer and FIsherman

Pirate

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"Shall I let them breathe."

Battery Lighthouse

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

Fishing boat.

Lighthouse Beam.

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'