Boat Purchase T-Shirts

'There's an important book you should consult before splurging on that boat--your checkbook.'

Build a Raft

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Slip Ahoy!'

Lighthouse Beam.

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'Now cut that out!'

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.'

'Could you give us a push?'

For sale, beautiful pea green boat.

"People will pay anything to get away from it all. These babies don't even have WiFi on them."

'They learn fast, don't they?'

'George,why don't you break down and buy a fish finder?'

My First Boat

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

'Even though I can swim fast, can stay under water for a long time and come equipped with sonar, this is a lot more fun. Thanks for letting me take it for a ride.'

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

"Thanks for fixing the muffler."

'Ok lads, this is no laughing matter...!'

'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'