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'There's an important book you should consult before splurging on that boat--your checkbook.'

Build a Raft

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Slip Ahoy!'

Lighthouse Beam.

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'Now cut that out!'

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.'

"People will pay anything to get away from it all. These babies don't even have WiFi on them."

'Could you give us a push?'

For sale, beautiful pea green boat.

Funnel of Love.

'They learn fast, don't they?'

'George,why don't you break down and buy a fish finder?'

My First Boat

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

'Even though I can swim fast, can stay under water for a long time and come equipped with sonar, this is a lot more fun. Thanks for letting me take it for a ride.'

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

The next song's called "Went on Prozac, Found a Job, Bought a Car, Met a Girl, Got a Puppy Blues."

"Thanks for fixing the muffler."

'Ok lads, this is no laughing matter...!'

"You seem like just the kind of guy who would be right at home in one of these fjord explorers."

'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'

Boating Supplies. The spinnaker has a tear in it. Don't send it out to a customer. Too late, that ship has sailed.