Buying First Boat T-Shirts

My First Boat

Build a Raft

'Slip Ahoy!'

Lighthouse Beam.

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

'Now cut that out!'

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

I love my motor.

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

"People will pay anything to get away from it all. These babies don't even have WiFi on them."

'They learn fast, don't they?'

'George,why don't you break down and buy a fish finder?'

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

'Even though I can swim fast, can stay under water for a long time and come equipped with sonar, this is a lot more fun. Thanks for letting me take it for a ride.'

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

"It's perfect for commuting to college. Definitely a learning experience."

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

"Let's go! And you're still not getting a car."

"What is this telling us? Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic."

Ark Welding

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

"This one's perfect if you're going green, but still don't know how turn signals work."

Yacht For Sail.