Buying First Boat T-Shirts

My First Boat

Build a Raft

'Slip Ahoy!'

"Do you buy cars here?"

Lighthouse Beam.

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

'Now cut that out!'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

I love my motor.

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

"People will pay anything to get away from it all. These babies don't even have WiFi on them."

'They learn fast, don't they?'

'George,why don't you break down and buy a fish finder?'

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

"It's perfect for commuting to college. Definitely a learning experience."

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

'Even though I can swim fast, can stay under water for a long time and come equipped with sonar, this is a lot more fun. Thanks for letting me take it for a ride.'

Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.

"Let's go! And you're still not getting a car."

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

"What is this telling us? Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic."

Ark Welding

"You've taken some creative liberties, Noah."

Boating Supplies. The spinnaker has a tear in it. Don't send it out to a customer. Too late, that ship has sailed.

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

"C'mon, Dad...did you really think you and your kids would agree on everything? I say 'yes'...you say 'no'...maybe father and son are just a little bit different!"

"This one's perfect if you're going green, but still don't know how turn signals work."