New Boat Purchase T-Shirts

'Gee, looks like I'm all out of worms. YOu want to buy a boat?'

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

Will Christen Your Ship

Speedboat

Build a Raft

'Slip Ahoy!'

Family members!

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

Lighthouse Beam.

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'Now cut that out!'

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

'By god that man stinks!'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

"People will pay anything to get away from it all. These babies don't even have WiFi on them."

'They learn fast, don't they?'

Traffic calming ahead.

Car with a rams head sticking out the front

'George,why don't you break down and buy a fish finder?'

"This must be for charging bigger vehicles."

If we could only contact the auto club!

My First Boat

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

"I told you it was a bad idea to buy a car online!"

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

Big bumpers.

'Even though I can swim fast, can stay under water for a long time and come equipped with sonar, this is a lot more fun. Thanks for letting me take it for a ride.'

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."