Buying A New Houseboat T-Shirts

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

Captain steering house through flood.

Lighthouse Beam.

'Now cut that out!'

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

For sale, beautiful pea green boat.

"People will pay anything to get away from it all. These babies don't even have WiFi on them."

Ecstatic caravan

'George,why don't you break down and buy a fish finder?'

My First Boat

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

Laughing Gull Cottage

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

'Even though I can swim fast, can stay under water for a long time and come equipped with sonar, this is a lot more fun. Thanks for letting me take it for a ride.'

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

Boating Supplies. The spinnaker has a tear in it. Don't send it out to a customer. Too late, that ship has sailed.

Home Ship Home

How not to dock a houseboat.

'Good news Mr. Smith.We got your outboard motor running again.'

"I name this ship Moet et Chandon."

A meteorite falls on an vehicle in a 'Falling Rock Zone.'

The Old Woman who lived in a Shoe's Beachside Place.

'Gee, looks like I'm all out of worms. YOu want to buy a boat?'

Boat Launch

'They're sure not making Champagne bottles the way they used to.'

It's been hard to find silver linings in this situation but I was able to buy this boat when my daughter had to switch from a huge to a tiny wedding.

"You didn't think I'd build this expensive pool and not stock it, did you?"