Buying A New Boat T-Shirts

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

'Hello, Biggo Sports Supply? About that do-it-yourself boat repair kit I ordered...'

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Build a Raft

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

'Slip Ahoy!'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

Family members!

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

'It seats two comfortably.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Yes, That Was The Exit

Thatched roof car.

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Otto the SmartyCar!

It's great for pulling the birds!

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Lighthouse Beam.

'There's nothing like roughing it in the woods to make a man feel alive!'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'God's speed.'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'Now cut that out!'