Buying A Boat T-Shirts

'Slip Ahoy!'

'That's not my name ... it's the name of my banker.'

'How do you want to pay for this, 60 easy payments or 12 hard ones?'

It's been hard to find silver linings in this situation but I was able to buy this boat when my daughter had to switch from a huge to a tiny wedding.

'Now cut that out!'

'That's for the trailer, now for the boat and motor, Mr.Barnes, Mr Barnes...'

The View from the Yacht

'Good news Mr. Smith.We got your outboard motor running again.'

'Even though I can swim fast, can stay under water for a long time and come equipped with sonar, this is a lot more fun. Thanks for letting me take it for a ride.'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Faster, Georges, faster!

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Captain in a storm

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Do you mind?"

'Are we there yet?'

Build a Raft

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"The hyenas started it."

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

A vampire in a canoe.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

Fish hunting for men.

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Boat wedding.

Fishing with God

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'