Buying A Boat T-Shirts

'Slip Ahoy!'

'That's not my name ... it's the name of my banker.'

'How do you want to pay for this, 60 easy payments or 12 hard ones?'

'Now cut that out!'

'That's for the trailer, now for the boat and motor, Mr.Barnes, Mr Barnes...'

The View from the Yacht

'Good news Mr. Smith.We got your outboard motor running again.'

'Even though I can swim fast, can stay under water for a long time and come equipped with sonar, this is a lot more fun. Thanks for letting me take it for a ride.'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Faster, Georges, faster!

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Captain in a storm

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'Are we there yet?'

Build a Raft

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

A vampire in a canoe.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Fish hunting for men.

Fishing with God

Boat wedding.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'