Buying A New Houseboat Gifts

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

Captain steering house through flood.

Lighthouse Beam.

'Now cut that out!'

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

"People will pay anything to get away from it all. These babies don't even have WiFi on them."

For sale, beautiful pea green boat.

'George,why don't you break down and buy a fish finder?'

Ecstatic caravan

My First Boat

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'

Laughing Gull Cottage

'Even though I can swim fast, can stay under water for a long time and come equipped with sonar, this is a lot more fun. Thanks for letting me take it for a ride.'

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

Home Ship Home

A meteorite falls on an vehicle in a 'Falling Rock Zone.'

'Good news Mr. Smith.We got your outboard motor running again.'

How not to dock a houseboat.

The Old Woman who lived in a Shoe's Beachside Place.

'Gee, looks like I'm all out of worms. YOu want to buy a boat?'

'They're sure not making Champagne bottles the way they used to.'

"You didn't think I'd build this expensive pool and not stock it, did you?"

'Hello, Biggo Sports Supply? About that do-it-yourself boat repair kit I ordered...'