Buying A Yacht Gifts

"People will pay anything to get away from it all. These babies don't even have WiFi on them."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Boat wedding.

'Slip Ahoy!'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Gone Bookkeepin'

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

'Now cut that out!'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

The Imperfect Storm

'They learn fast, don't they?'

"Who says the recovery has been uneven? All my funds are up!"

I'd rather be at the office.

Ecstatic caravan

My First Boat

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

Becalmed yachts

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

'You're talking three million, ballpark

'Can't I just travel on my learjet and have fun on my yacht and quit the stupid, boring political part of my presidency?'

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

"We're luckier than most people..."

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'